Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL
- Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
- Voldemort: And this is crazy
- Voldemort: Why are you still alive
- Voldemort: You stupid baby
Today I brew, tomorrow I bake,
And then the Prince child I will take.
For no one knows my little game,
That Rumpelstiltskin is my name.
- The Brothers Grimm (Rumpelstiltskin)
Some are born great
Some achieve greatness
And some have greatness thrust upon them
Coincidence? I think not.
Oh My Gosh.
Rumbelle Prompt: Compulsion
(jonquilclegane prompted: Belle has Rumple’s dagger.)
Continuation of come back.
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Compulsion
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Belle had his dagger, and he never saw it coming.
But thinking back on it, he should have.
The Beauty and the Beast: Fic: Monday Morning →
Title: Monday Morning
Rating: NC-17… and seriously NSFW
Pairing: Belle/Gold
Summary: Belle calls Gold up at work, and considerably brightens his morning. With phonesex.Everyone seemed to want this, and so here it is: Gold/Belle phonesex! Enjoy!
Cyprith (again, meanly)…
